How To Be Cool

Obviously this is a highly subjective topic, and some people have just got "it" whatever it is.
but generally speaking:

Sport Climbing: Not cool

Bouldering: Seriously Uncool 

Bumbly Trad: Not cool

Hurting animals (Eagles etc.): Cool

Proper trad: Definately cool  (proper trad means pushing yourself, ground up, hard moves well above your gear etc)

Getting preachy about ethics: so uncool, it's just a bit of rock FFS

Alpine climbing: Cool

Gnarly Crack climbing: So cool

Climbing While off your tits: It's not clever, but it is cool

Making a blog deciding who's cool and who isnt in the climbing world: Not cool