Uncool Organisations: The S.M.C.

Uncool for snobbery, claiming that climbing is an 'honourable sport' and building a large mansion on Britons best mountain. Their highly uncool mansion (CIC hut) sports a highly fortified entrance (to keep the plebs out), gas powered heating (to keep the noble arses warm) and now has an added extension to accommodate the butler and servants. It does however have one cool redeeming feature, as the entrance provides a excellent sheltered place to take a dump on the Ben walk in.

More cool accommodation for the Ben can be found in the north face car park or in the underpass near Nevisport.